EXCLUSIVE: The Great Robbini’s predictions for Week #1–New York Giants @ 2013 Dallas Cowboys

Regular readers already know that The Boys Are Back blog features the ALMOST WORLD FAMOUS predictions from The GREAT Robbini. Last season, the predictor disappeared for several weeks. While the exact age of The Great Robbini is unknown, it’s widely believed that he was experiencing some kind of midlife crisis.

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It has been a very productive offseason. As promised, it became ‘uncomfortable’ for last years Dallas Cowboys. Jason Garrett delegated offensive play-calling duties to Callahan, new defensive coaches and scheme (the Texas 2 defense), more gameday planning from quarterback Tony Romo, and Cowboys Stadium has been renamed. Jerry Jones is younger, Stephen Jones has secret sauce, and Jay Ratliff isn’t playing (ooooh, that’s the same). The Great Robbini is geeked! He has tuned his crystal ball directly to the AT&T network! We expect that his apparatus is beaming signals loud and clear!

The GREAT Robbini is psyched about the 2013-2014 Dallas Cowboys incoming vibe… and ready to share his prognostications that we all count on from week-to-week. Without further delay, it’s time for The GREAT Robbini’s predictions. I’m sure you’ll agree … a lot of these will come true. OK, here we go …

The GREAT Robbini’s – 2013-2014 Dallas Cowboys week #1 predictions:

Cowboys roll over the Giants! Dallas Cowboys start it off right in newly named AT&T Stadium.

It seems that “in the Garrett era” that consistently, the top division rival has been the uhhhh …New Jersey Giants. Mostly for the way they’ve taken a W out of the past four Cowboys Stadium contests. Usually a close game leaving bitterness in the mouths of us all. This time around the ‘Boys take Eli & Co. out in an execution style massacre in Arlington.

Predictions for the Texas 2 Defense …

  • 4 sacks on Eli Manning
    4 takeaways
    Sean Lee forced fumble
    JJ Wilcox INT
    DeMarcus Ware 2 sacks
    Victor Cruz Injured
    Bruce Carter/Barry Church lead tackles

Predictions for the offense …

  • Tony Romo 3 TDs
    Dez Bryant 2 TDs
    Gavin Escobar TD
    DeMarco Murray TD
    RB committee 130 yds. +
    Dan Bailey 2 FGs
    Miles Austin 60 yds.
    Dez Bryant 100 yds.
    Cole Beasley 30 yds.
    Terrence Williams 30 yds.
    Jason Witten 45 yds.
    Gavin Escobar 25 yds.
    Tony Romo sacked twice
    1 giveaway

The GREAT Robbini

Remember, you read it here! The Great Robbini predictions for week #1. Leave your final score or predictions in the comment section.

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